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As soon as you’re a comfortable distance from anyone else, you take care of it. It’s nothing that a quick dig at your nose or nether regions can’t fix. And who’s going to notice? Thanks to the magic of technology, everybody!<\/a><\/p>\n Thanks to James for sending this my way and posting it on our ever-growing Facebook fan page.<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" You’re strolling along the Las Vegas Strip and realize: You have a gigantic booger clogging your left nostril. You have a wedgie. You have batwings. As soon as you’re a comfortable distance from anyone else, you take care of it. It’s nothing that a quick dig at your nose or nether regions can’t fix. And … Continue reading Faraway So Close<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":"","_links_to":"","_links_to_target":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[61],"class_list":["post-1039","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-las-vegas-links","tag-las-vegas-strip"],"aioseo_notices":[],"aioseo_head":"\n\t\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t