{"id":877,"date":"2011-05-31T17:22:00","date_gmt":"2011-05-31T22:22:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.fivehundybymidnight.com\/fhbm\/?p=877"},"modified":"2011-05-31T17:22:00","modified_gmt":"2011-05-31T22:22:00","slug":"sugar-factory-smells-like-ass","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.fivehundybymidnight.com\/fhbm\/2011\/05\/31\/sugar-factory-smells-like-ass\/","title":{"rendered":"Ooh! That Smell. Can\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t You Smell That Smell?"},"content":{"rendered":"

Walking past Caesars Palace in the summer, Las Vegas visitors frequently catch a whiff of a mystery odor resembling that of steamed ass. Much to my dismay, I discovered during last week\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s Strip visit that the stench has multiplied. Halfway across the Paris Las Vegas entryway toward the recently opened celebutard magnet known as Sugar Factory, the stink couldn\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t be avoided.<\/p>\n

Does anyone know the origins of this foul odor? I have only one theory.<\/p>\n

\"Kardashian<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Sugar Factory smells like ass.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":"","_links_to":"","_links_to_target":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-877","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-las-vegas-news"],"aioseo_notices":[],"aioseo_head":"\n\t\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t