{"id":90,"date":"2006-02-13T19:03:14","date_gmt":"2006-02-14T01:03:14","guid":{"rendered":"\/?p=90"},"modified":"2006-07-24T04:48:25","modified_gmt":"2006-07-24T10:48:25","slug":"you-just-cant-make-up-stuff-like-this","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.fivehundybymidnight.com\/fhbm\/2006\/02\/13\/you-just-cant-make-up-stuff-like-this\/","title":{"rendered":"You Just Can’t Make Up Stuff Like This"},"content":{"rendered":"

You know how I know you have a gambling problem? Because you’d wager on how long the new show at the Stardust<\/a> will run. By the way, I’m setting the line at two weeks.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Las Vegas news and updates<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":"","_links_to":"","_links_to_target":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-90","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-las-vegas-news"],"aioseo_notices":[],"aioseo_head":"\n\t\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t