{"id":90,"date":"2006-02-13T19:03:14","date_gmt":"2006-02-14T01:03:14","guid":{"rendered":"\/?p=90"},"modified":"2006-07-24T04:48:25","modified_gmt":"2006-07-24T10:48:25","slug":"you-just-cant-make-up-stuff-like-this","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.fivehundybymidnight.com\/fhbm\/2006\/02\/13\/you-just-cant-make-up-stuff-like-this\/","title":{"rendered":"You Just Can&#8217;t Make Up Stuff Like This"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>You know how I know you have a gambling problem? Because you&#8217;d wager on how long <a href=\"http:\/\/www.marketwatch.com\/News\/Story\/Story.aspx?guid=%7BF3B2016F%2D3720%2D4D20%2D9A8A%2D003806770924%7D&#038;siteid=mktw&#038;dist=nbk&#038;symb=\" target=\"_blank\">the new show at the Stardust<\/a> will run. By the way, I&#8217;m setting the line at two weeks.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Las Vegas news and updates<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":"","_links_to":"","_links_to_target":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-90","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-las-vegas-news"],"aioseo_notices":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/pDEuM-1s","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.fivehundybymidnight.com\/fhbm\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/90","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.fivehundybymidnight.com\/fhbm\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.fivehundybymidnight.com\/fhbm\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.fivehundybymidnight.com\/fhbm\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.fivehundybymidnight.com\/fhbm\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=90"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.fivehundybymidnight.com\/fhbm\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/90\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.fivehundybymidnight.com\/fhbm\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=90"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.fivehundybymidnight.com\/fhbm\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=90"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.fivehundybymidnight.com\/fhbm\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=90"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}